About Reorg Couture

High-functioning. Low morale. Sartorial satire for the emotionally outsourced.

Reorg Couture is a creative studio turned apparel label for those navigating the high-performance collapse of late-stage corporate life. We design premium garments and office goods for people who hit their KPIs, survive their reorgs, and still can’t find the will to unmute.

Born in the burnout era, we stitch existential clarity into every product. From heavyweight tees to embroidered hoodies and vinyl stickers for your emotionally fraught laptop, everything we make is intentionally understated—designed to slip into your work wardrobe and your therapist’s office without skipping a beat.

We believe in:

• Snark with structure.

• Soft power, soft cotton.

• Workwear you can wear to dinner.

Our products are made to order (no bulk, no burnout), using ethically sourced blanks and slow fashion fulfillment. No dropshipping sludge, no loud logos—just clean satire you can wear to your next 1:1.

Reorg Couture