High Performance. Low Morale. Bubble-resistant Sticker.

$4.00

Now in sticker form, for laptops, water bottles, and passive-aggressive desk accessories.

This high-opacity vinyl sticker is durable, bubble-resistant, and perfectly suited for covering bad branding, performative values, or that startup’s logo you regret working for.

Stick it where the performance doesn’t match the culture slide.

• High opacity film—can’t see through it, much like upper management
• Easy, bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl with a 95µ density
• Ideal for laptops, notebooks, emotional baggage

🧽 Pro tip: Clean the surface first. Satire sticks better that way.

Unlike your reorg, this wasn’t rushed. Made to order = less waste, more taste.

Now in sticker form, for laptops, water bottles, and passive-aggressive desk accessories.

This high-opacity vinyl sticker is durable, bubble-resistant, and perfectly suited for covering bad branding, performative values, or that startup’s logo you regret working for.

Stick it where the performance doesn’t match the culture slide.

• High opacity film—can’t see through it, much like upper management
• Easy, bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl with a 95µ density
• Ideal for laptops, notebooks, emotional baggage

🧽 Pro tip: Clean the surface first. Satire sticks better that way.

Unlike your reorg, this wasn’t rushed. Made to order = less waste, more taste.