High Performance. Low Morale. Embroidered Tee.

$55.00
You exceed expectations. You ghost burnout. You optimize until your soul starts buffering.

This heavyweight tee features minimalist left-chest embroidery for the high achiever who’s quietly disassociating during back-to-back standups.

Made with premium cotton that holds its shape, unlike your last career plan. Made to order, just like your performance improvement plan.

Wear it to:
✔️ All-hands you weren’t consulted for
✔️ 1:1s with managers who use “pivot” as a verb
✔️ Dinner with friends who think you’re thriving

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This piece is made just for you when you order—because we don't believe in bulk or burnout. It takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the tradeoff for not overproducing what the algorithm says you want. Thanks for choosing slow fashion over panic fulfillment.
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You exceed expectations. You ghost burnout. You optimize until your soul starts buffering.

This heavyweight tee features minimalist left-chest embroidery for the high achiever who’s quietly disassociating during back-to-back standups.

Made with premium cotton that holds its shape, unlike your last career plan. Made to order, just like your performance improvement plan.

Wear it to:
✔️ All-hands you weren’t consulted for
✔️ 1:1s with managers who use “pivot” as a verb
✔️ Dinner with friends who think you’re thriving

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This piece is made just for you when you order—because we don't believe in bulk or burnout. It takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the tradeoff for not overproducing what the algorithm says you want. Thanks for choosing slow fashion over panic fulfillment.