High Performance. Low Morale. Women's Boxy Tee.

$45.00
You exceed expectations. You ghost burnout. You optimize until your soul starts buffering—now in a silhouette that lets you breathe while doing all three.

This boxy, mid-length heavyweight tee features minimalist left-chest embroidery for the high achiever who’s quietly spiraling in style. Worn-in softness meets low-impact dyes, because you care deeply—and are deeply tired.

Made to last longer than your last manager. Made to order—just like your performance improvement plan.

Wear it to:
✔️ Casual Fridays you didn't consent to
✔️ Your therapist’s office (again)
✔️ Brunch with friends who don’t know you cried between slides 9 and 10

• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• 6.1 oz./yd² heavyweight fabric
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit, mid-length cut
• OEKO-TEX certified for clean, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Each tee is made to order—because we don’t mass-produce burnout.
• It may arrive slower than your rising sense of disillusionment. That’s intentional.
• Thanks for choosing comfort over chaos—and satire over stock images.
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You exceed expectations. You ghost burnout. You optimize until your soul starts buffering—now in a silhouette that lets you breathe while doing all three.

This boxy, mid-length heavyweight tee features minimalist left-chest embroidery for the high achiever who’s quietly spiraling in style. Worn-in softness meets low-impact dyes, because you care deeply—and are deeply tired.

Made to last longer than your last manager. Made to order—just like your performance improvement plan.

Wear it to:
✔️ Casual Fridays you didn't consent to
✔️ Your therapist’s office (again)
✔️ Brunch with friends who don’t know you cried between slides 9 and 10

• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• 6.1 oz./yd² heavyweight fabric
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit, mid-length cut
• OEKO-TEX certified for clean, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Each tee is made to order—because we don’t mass-produce burnout.
• It may arrive slower than your rising sense of disillusionment. That’s intentional.
• Thanks for choosing comfort over chaos—and satire over stock images.